【键盘侠】一哥或加盟湖人|打入“敌人”内部“守护”库里？

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　　[Warriors on NBCS] Andre Iguodala reportedly will secure a buyout from the Grizzlies and then sign with the Lakers.

　　有多家媒体报道称，伊戈达拉将会被灰熊买断，然后底薪加盟湖人。

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　　[–][CLE] LeBron James jdcomix 19 points 3 hours ago

　　If this is true then this is a W for the Lakers

　　骑士球迷：要是这真成了，那湖人赚了啊

　　[–]Ballup_or_shutup 3 points 2 hours ago

　　Add a WOJ in the front. Maybe then these nephews will believe it.

　　RDA said it so it's good as done. Lebron bout to have Kawhi and Iggy flanking him. Holy fuck.

　　把这个报道前面加上沃神吧，或许这样那些小学生才会信。

　　RDA都报道过了，所以这事儿基本妥了。詹姆斯身边将会有小卡和一哥压阵啊，我勒个去！

　　[–]Supersonics Darthchrisshaw 7 points 3 hours ago

　　Iggy knows Kahwi is signing with the Lakers and is trying to chip up again before he retires.

　　超音速球迷：一哥知道小卡要和湖人签了，所以想着在自己退役前再拿个冠军。

　　[–][BOS] Dee Brown jknuts1377 7 points 3 hours ago

　　I'm really beginning not to like Iggy. Warriors and Lakers? Gross.

　　凯尔特人球迷：我是真的开始不喜欢一哥了。先是勇士然后又是湖人？恶心。

　　[–]Pistons MightBeAToaster 3396 points 3 hours ago

　　Warriors revenge tour commences

　　活塞球迷：勇士的复仇巡演开始了。

　　[–]Pacers KidCurtis2131 37 points 3 hours ago

　　Man it would seem that way.

　　步行者球迷：貌似是这么回事啊

　　[–]UsernameChecksOut104 93 points 2 hours ago

　　Boogie for the vet min incoming...

　　考神大概也要老将底薪加盟了……

　　[–]Warriors HappyCrabDay 220 points 2 hours ago

　　Fuck. Hate seeing him go to the Lakers, but it would be a good way to get revenge on the Dubs. :/

　　勇士球迷：靠。很不想看到一哥去湖人，可是那样一来，倒是一种很棒的复仇我勇的机会（狗头）

　　[–][CHO] Kemba Walker multiple4 220 points 2 hours ago

　　Imagine LeBron and Iggy come together and best the Warriors game 7 LeBron James blocks Steph Curry alley oop to Iggy who jumps from the free throw line for a signature dunk and posterizer on Draymond.

　　黄蜂球迷：想象一下这个画面，湖人和勇士在季后赛抢七相遇，詹姆斯大帽库里之后高抛给一哥，后者罚球线起跳、迎着追梦就是一记标志性的隔扣。

　　[–]Warriors Amcog 136 points 2 hours ago

　　I mean I'd be impressed if we took a loaded Lakers to seven this year

　　勇士球迷：要是我们下赛季能把兵强马壮的湖人逼进抢7，那我高兴都来不及

　　[–]Supersonics OtherShade 81 points 2 hours ago

　　How are the Lakers loaded? They don't even have a roster yet unless I missed signings

　　超音速球迷：湖人咋就兵强马壮了？他们甚至都还没组好一套阵容，难道是我漏了什么签约吗

　　[–][GSW] Bob Sura JumpInTheRiver 109 points 2 hours ago

　　But neither do the warriors...

　　勇士球迷：可是我勇也没组好一套阵容啊……

　　[–][CHI] Derrick Rose ragana 28 points 2 hours ago*

　　Two of the top 7 players in the league is loaded as hell...

　　As much as all the nephews like to shit on the Lakers, Palinka clearly knows what the fuck he’s doing so I assume the team is going to very competent for the start of the season.

　　公牛球迷：队里有两个联盟前7级别的球员，这特么就已经很不错了啊……

　　尽管很多小学生都喜欢死命喷湖人，可是佩林卡很清楚自己在搞毛，所以我觉得湖人到了下赛季初会做好充分准备。

　　[–]Cavaliers Unsure_About_A_Lot 32 points an hour ago

　　Lebron + AD + anyone worth 32 mill = loaded ... I know people keep talking about the vet mins filling out the roster but come on, enough good players will want to join that team for like nothing that they'll be fine

　　Like I know injury and all that but come on, who else but warriors coulda got boogie for that money last year (regardless of it ended up working)

　　骑士球迷：詹姆斯+戴维斯，再加任何一个配得上3200万年薪的球员，这就等于是兵强马壮了……我知道很多人老说什么湖人会有一堆老将底薪，可是拜托啊，会有很多好手会主动来投的，湖人好得很。

　　[–]deponent 17 points an hour ago

　　Lebron + AD + anyone worth 32 mill = loaded

　　If they find someone worth 32 mil willing to sign. The only one left is Kawhi.

　　Indeed, Lakers would be much better off if they signed Kawhi for the 32 mil and filled the roster with vet min/G-league players.

　　But if he stays/goes to Clippers/elsewhere, Lakers will have to use the 32 mil to fill the roster, and considering the contracts thrown so far, those 32 mil won't go too far.

　　“詹姆斯+戴维斯，再加任何一个配得上3200万年薪的球员，这就等于是兵强马壮了”

　　前提是湖人找得到配得上3200万年薪的球员啊。现在就剩卡哇伊了。

　　确实，要是湖人签下了小卡，阵容里再搭上一堆老将底薪和发展联盟球员，那么也会强得多。

　　可要是小卡留队或者是去了快船，那湖人就得用这3200万的空间去补强了，考虑到目前各队的各种大手笔，这3200万也不算个事儿啊。

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　　[–]Supersonics sktgamerdudejr 3181 points 3 hours ago

　　LeBron new strat: surround self with LeBron killers

　　超音速球迷：詹姆斯的策略就是：身边配备一帮老詹克星。

　　[–]Lakers funnyhandlehere 13 points 2 hours ago

　　If all the Lebron killers are on your team, what does he have to worry about?

　　湖人球迷：如果所有的老詹克星都在自己队里，那你还担心个啥呢……

　　[–][LAL] Brandon Ingram deac0n 92 points 3 hours ago

　　Worked for Kobe.

　　湖人球迷：以前这种策略放科比身上也管用。

　　[–]BBQ_HaX0r 24 points 2 hours ago

　　Self-proclaimed "Kobe Stopper" Ruben Patterson was never invited to play with him.

　　自称“科比终结者”的鲁本-帕特森可从未得到过你湖的邀约哦

　　[–]Lakers spenrose22 24 points 2 hours ago

　　Well that’s because he didn’t stop Kobe

　　湖人球迷：那是因为他挡不住科比

　　[–]Magic almightycouch 1255 points 3 hours ago

　　LeBron gonna get JJ Barea next

　　魔术球迷：接下来詹姆斯就要把巴雷亚搞来了

　　[–]Spurs jaaayscale 48 points 3 hours ago

　　Too late JJ already agreed with the Mavs

　　马刺球迷：完了，巴雷亚都和独行侠续约了

　　[–][GSW] JaVale McGee ashwinr136 442 points 3 hours ago

　　Someone find JR Smith ASAP

　　勇士球迷：那赶紧把JR史密斯搞来

　　[–]Clippers PM_ME_UR_BEST_STORY_ 149 points 2 hours ago

　　How could we forget famed LeBron stopper Paul Pierce?

　　快船球迷：咱们咋能忘了著名的詹姆斯终结者皮尔斯呢？

　　[–]Pelicans _go_fuck_y0urself 56 points 2 hours ago

　　and marcus morris

　　鹈鹕球迷：还有马库斯-莫里斯呢

　　[–]Lakers HaLire 47 points 2 hours ago

　　We can never get cursed by pierce because he hates both the lakers and lebron so he'll never pick us.

　　湖人球迷：我们是不可能被皮尔斯诅咒的，毕竟他既讨厌湖人也不爽老詹，所以他绝不会选我们的。

　　[–]Cavaliers CuprousOxide 34 points 3 hours ago

　　Too bad DeMarre Carroll already signed

　　骑士球迷：可惜德马雷-卡罗尔已经签了

　　[–][OKC] Kevin Durant onewonyuan 88 points 3 hours ago

　　The OG Lebron stopper, even though he was the most incapable of stopping Lebron.

　　雷霆球迷：他可是初代老詹终结者，虽说他是最没能力阻挡老詹。

　　[–]Warriors TerraFree 17 points 3 hours ago

　　Stanley Johnson expecting a phone call anytime.

　　勇士球迷：斯坦利-约翰逊随时都欢迎去电

　　[–]Pistons savethebs 59 points 3 hours ago

　　Good thing Stanley Johnson is still a free agent.

　　活塞球迷：好在约翰逊还是个自由人

　　[–][SAS] Dejounte Murray Ops135 24 points 3 hours ago

　　Kawhi the king slayer coming real soon

　　马刺球迷：弑君者卡哇伊很快也要来了

　　[–]Lakers sharkhuh 4 points an hour ago

　　Lakers only recruiting FMVP winners.

　　湖人球迷：我湖专招拿过FMVP的球员。

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　　[–]jms209 301 points 3 hours ago

　　Iguaodala is good, but only in short spurts. Coming off the bench should work out.

　　伊戈达拉很厉害，不过只适合短期的爆发。让他打替补应该很稳。

　　[–]Clippers PM_ME_UR_BEST_STORY_ 164 points 2 hours ago

　　He’s still an elite wing defender

　　快船球迷：他仍然是一名很顶级的侧翼防守人。

　　[–][DAL] Steve Nash RD_Alpha_Rider 98 points 2 hours ago

　　Yeah in the playoffs.

　　独行侠球迷：是的，特别是在季后赛里

　　[–]babbagack 2 points 2 hours ago

　　as long as he is healthy, his smarts are indispensable. he is incredibly gifted athletically, so even if he is a bit slower he's still going to be moving well relative to the typical NBA player, aside from his length and skill. it's all about health. hopefully the give him any needed load management so he can be ready for the post season.

　　只要一哥身体没毛病，他在场上的智慧就是不可取代的。他的身体素质是很好的，所以哪怕现在的他有点慢了，可是相比一般球员，除了臂展和技术之外，他的跑动还是很不错的。关键在于健康。希望能让他得到必要的休息，这样才能为季后赛做好准备。

　　[–]Warriors TerraFree 1484 points 3 hours ago

　　Warriors vs. Lakers WCF game 7

　　Lebron picks Steph’s pocket and has a breakaway series sealing dunk. Laker forward Iguodala is matching Lebron stride for stride

　　As Lebron rises for a thunderous dunk...an incredulous Mike Breen yells out “BLOCKED BY ANDRE...”

　　Staples is stunned. Warriors clinch Finals berth

　　In the post game conference Andre nods with satisfaction “Just protecting Steph’s legacy”

　　勇士球迷：西部决赛第七战：勇士vs湖人

　　詹姆斯抢断库里，有机会用一记包括了断这轮系列赛。湖人前锋伊戈达拉紧随詹姆斯左右，就在后者强起暴扣之际……现场MC一脸懵逼地大喊“老詹被一哥帽了……”

　　斯台普斯中心都震惊了。勇士锁定了总决赛席位。

　　赛后采访时，一哥点点头满足地表示“就是要守护库里的成就”。

　　[–]Clippers PM_ME_UR_BEST_STORY_ 299 points 2 hours ago

　　I thought you were gonna say Steph has a game saving chasedown block on LeBron and oddly this is more believable

　　快船球迷：我还以为你要说库里追帽老詹挽救比赛，虽说很怪，可是这个版本更让人可信。

　　[–]spyirl 91 points 2 hours ago

　　I'm honestly worried about this. Andre loves Steph a little too much

　　说真的，我还真有点担心。毕竟一哥对库里的爱有点深沉。

　　[–]Warriors OvertOperative 50 points 3 hours ago

　　Iguodala signs up with Lebron, then sabotages the Lakers from within to protect Steph's legacy.

　　勇士球迷：一哥与老詹做队友，然后从内部搞垮湖人，从而守护库里的成就。

　　[–]NBA imTHATitguy 575 points 3 hours ago

　　My man is trying to secure Curry's legacy from the other side....I like the angle.

　　我老哥这是想换个地方守护库里啊……角度新颖

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　　[–][MEM] Tony Allen toftr 226 points 3 hours ago

　　I don’t get how this makes sense for the Grizzlies at all

　　灰熊球迷：我就不懂了，我熊这么做是为了啥

　　[–]Bulls alex01919 177 points 3 hours ago

　　They got a draft pick out of it

　　公牛球迷：你们得到了一个选秀签啊

　　[–][MEM] Tony Allen toftr 208 points 3 hours ago

　　If the Lakers want him, why should we give him away to them for free?

　　灰熊球迷：假如是湖人想得到他，那我们凭啥要免费放他走？

　　[–]Knick edUp 389 points 3 hours ago

　　You dont want an unhappy vet on the end of the bench who doesnt want to be part of a 3 year rebuild.

　　尼克斯球迷：当一个老将不想在你们这个有着三年重建期的球队效力时，你是不会希望他郁闷地坐冷板凳的。

　　[–]Heat lazyssj 124 points 3 hours ago

　　Iggy is valuable on a vet min contract, he’s not a valuable asset on his current deal

　　热火球迷：拿着老将底薪的一哥是很有价值的，而现在合同在身的他并不具备交易价值。

　　[–]Grizzlies ottershavemorefun 149 points 3 hours ago

　　We could get more assets by holding him until the trade deadline. We have no chance at more assets this way.

　　灰熊球迷：那我们可以等到交易截止日啊，那时候可以拿到更多回报啊。现在这样我们是没机会的。

　　[–]Lakers snoring_pig 44 points 3 hours ago

　　With his current contract? I doubt you guys could get much out of it even if it only has a year left. If Iggy isn’t interested in playing for you guys might as well just buy him out.

　　湖人球迷：就凭他现在的合同？哪怕他的合同期只剩一年，我觉得你们很可能也得不到什么。如果一哥没兴趣为灰熊打球，还不如把他买断。

　　[–]Knick edUp 41 points 3 hours ago

　　Iggy is a well invested man. He understands being in Memphis basically puts him out of the league. No one will ever hear from him. But if he goes with the Lakers...he's still in the game, on national tv every week. He would surely forego some millions for that.

　　尼克斯球迷：一哥这人很精明的。他知道去了孟菲斯就基本意味着离开NBA，那就没人在意他了。可要是他去了湖人……那就还在打，每周都有全美直播。那他肯定是愿意为此放弃几百万的。

　　[–]Warriors MariaAsstina 100 points 3 hours ago

　　Andre...no...anybody but the lakers

　　勇士球迷：一哥啊……不要啊……去哪都行不要去湖人啊

　　[–][GSW] Stephen Curry c0gvortex 1 point 2 hours ago

　　Ouch that hurts not gonna lie. Fair enough though

　　勇士球迷：不说假话，这太伤了。不过很合理

　　[–]Rockets breadspinner 3 points 2 hours ago

　　Could have been the Rockets!

　　火箭球迷：本该来我火的！

　　[–]Suns Hormone_Monster69 2 points 2 hours ago

　　C'mon Andre isn't stupid.

　　太阳球迷：行了，一哥又不蠢。

　　[–]deviantdelights 1 point 2 hours ago

　　Now this just got interesting. Wherever he goes I'm happy to watch him play. He did great things for the warriors but him and lebron on the same team. Damn.

　　现在局面有意思了。不管他去哪儿，我看他打球都开心。他为勇士付出了很多，可是和詹姆斯联手，靠！

　　[–]15jackets 17 points 3 hours ago

　　Can’t get blocked in the Finals by LeBron if you’re on the same team

　　你和老詹在同一队了，总决赛就不会被老詹帽了。

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